Banditos 
700
So just how far down do you want to go
             500
And we could talk it out over a cup of joe
              000
And you could look deep into my eyes
             700
Like I was a super-model
Uh-huh

Well, it's you and me baby no one else we can trust
We'll say nothin' to no one no how or we bust
And never crack a smile
Or flinch or cry for nobody
Uh-uh

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700
Well give your ID card to the border guard
            000
Yeah, your alias says you're Captain Jean-Luc Picard
       700
Of the United Federation of Planets
                      200
'Cause he won't speak English anyway
000       200
Everybody knows
         700              420
That the world is full of stupid people
   000                       200
So meet me at the mission at midnight
               700        000 700 000 700
We'll divvy up there

Everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
Well I got the pistol so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah and that seems fair

So put the sugar in the tank of the sheriff's car
And slash the deputy's tires and they won't get very far
When they finally get the word
That there's been a hold-up uh-huh

Chorus
	Solo
Chorus
	2nd Solo
(outro)