Gods Comic
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I wish you'd known me when I was alive
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I was a funny fellow
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The crowd would hoot and holler for more
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I wore a drunks red nose for applause
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Oh yes I was a comical priest With a
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joke for the flock and a hand up you fleece
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Drooling the drink and the lipstick and grease paint
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Down the cardboard front of my dirty dog collar
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now im dead now im dead now im dead now im dead
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And im going on to meet my reward
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I was scared I was scared I was scared I was scared
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He might never heard Gods Comic
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So there he was on a water bed drinking a cola of a mystery brand
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reading an airport novellette listeing to andrew loydd webbers requiem
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He said before it had really begun I prefer the one about my son
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Ive been wading through all this unbielevable junk
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and wondering if i should have given it all to the monkeys.
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Im goind to take a little trip down paradises endless shores
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the say that travel braodens the mind till you cant get you head out of doors
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Im sitting here on the top of the world I hang around in the longest night
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Until each beast has gone to bead and then i say god bless and turn out the light
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While you lie in the dark afraid to breathe and you beg and you promise and you bargain and you plead
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sometimes you confuse me with santa claus its the big white beard i suppose
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im going up to the pole where you folks die of cold i might be gone for a while if you need me
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