I'm Ready

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I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
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I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
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I'm ready for you,
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I hope you're ready for me.

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I got an axe-hounds pistol made on a graveyard frame
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Shootin' tombstone bullets, wearin' ball and chain
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I'm drinkin' TNT, smokin' dynamite
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I hope some screwball trys to start a fight

CHORUS:
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'Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
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Now I'm ready for you,
  A03                  503  003     
I hope you're ready for me.

All you pretty little chicks with your pretty little hair,
I know you think that I ain't nowhere
But stop what your doin' an' look over here,
I'll prove to ya, baby, that I ain't no square
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I been drinkin' gin like never before
I feel so good, babe, I want you to know
One more drink, and I wish you would
I takes a whole lotta lovin' to make me feel good, cause
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