Mr. Average
500 000
I'm Mr. Average having an average day
500
Get up and brush my teeth in the average way
000
I walk out the door on my average street
A00
I stand and wait for the bus on my average feet
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I look at my watch
700
Hope I'm not too late
000
Just an average man
500 500 000
Please don't mistake me for great
A00
Have average job
700
I work 9 to 5
000
Then I head back Home
500
I am barely alive
(I'm Average) (average meal)
I'm Mr. Average having an average meal
(and I think about how I feel)
I watch some TV and think about how I feel
(I can't Sleep) (I wan't something more)
I can't sleep 'cause I wan't something more
(I don't Know) (just stare at the floor)
but I don't know what to do I just stare at the floor
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I look at my watch I've stayed up too late
Some would call it bad luck others might call it fate
500 000
What happened to my life How'd it get like this
Where did I go wrong I'm getting so fucking pissed
I'm Mr. Average and I'm quitting my job
My co-worker's a prick and my boss is a slob
I won't be just average I'll try something new
but there are so many options I don't know what to do
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I look at my watch Hope I'm not too late
Just an average man Please don't mistake me for great
I look at my life Hope it's not too late
To turn my life around I want to be something great